Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana

13 Jul

S – Knock, knock

J – Who’s there?

S – Banana

J – Banana, who?

S – Knock, knock

J – Who’s there?

S – Banana

J – Banana, who?

S – Knock, knock

J – Who’s there?

S – Orange

J – Orange who?

S – Orange you glad I didn’t say “Banana?”

J – I’d rather that you would have said that you’re delivering some bananas from Trader Joe’s. They’re only 19 cents each. Such a deal!

S – Don’t blame me. You’re the one who expected fruit to have a last name.

Tj’s bananas, 19 cents each – No joke!

Thanks, TJ’s.

Follow Things I Love at Trader Joe’s on Twitter: @TraderJoesKC

Follow Things I Love at Trader Joe’s on Pinterest: Trader Joe’s

Related Links:

Bananas.org

Q: What is Beethoven’s favorite fruit?
A: (sing to the tune of 5th symphony): Banana..na….! Banana..na….!
http://w3.rz-berlin.mpg.de/cmp/beethoven_sym5_1.wav

Q: Why do bananas wear suntan lotion?
A: Because they peel!

Advertisements

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: